When people need to kick back, have fun, and party, I will be there, unlike your pathetic fonts. While Gotham is at the science fair, I’m banging the prom queen behind the woodshop. While Avenir is practicing the clarinet, I’m shredding Reign In Blood on my double-necked Stratocaster. While [Univers] is refilling his allergy prescriptions, I’m racing my tricked-out, nitrous-laden Honda Civic against Tokyo gangsters who’ll kill me if I don’t cross the finish line first. I am a sans serif Superman and my only kryptonite is pretentious buzzkills like you.
A little note from Comic Sans, from McSweeney’s (via viafrank) (via typegirl) (via kdbakker)

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    YESSS. And if you click through and read the whole thing it gets even better.
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    Don’t fuck with Comic Sans, He’ll fuck you back.
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